My guardian demon diddle

Someone once sent me a guardian demon, and as I am not a christian I thought that I wouls slightly modify it and send it back the them. For some reason they were NOT impressed.

        A Demon To Watch over You

                                 Oooo
            Some people          (  )
        come into our lives       )/
          and quickly go...      (_)

                                oooO
                                (  )      Some people
                                 \(        become friends
                                 (_)       and stay a while...

              leaving beautiful     Oooo
              footprints on our     (  )
               hearts...             )/
                                    (_)

                                 oooO
                                 (  )      and we are
                                  \(        ~ never ~
                                  (_)      quite the same
                                            because we have
                                            made a good friend!!



  Yesterday is history.
  Tomorrow a mystery.
  Today is a gift.
  That's why it's called the present!

  live and savor every moment.....this is not a dress rehearsal!


             /\\           //\
            // \\         // \\
           // / \\ (   ) // \ \\
          // / / \ (*V*) / \ \ \\         TAKE THIS LITTLE DEMON
         // / / \ {s} {s} / \ \ \\     AND KEEP HIM CLOSE TO YOU
        // / / / /(@) (@)\ \ \ \ \\     HE IS YOUR GUARDIAN DEMON
        \^v^v^v   (O) (O)  v^v^v^/       SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
                  '"' '"'

 THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN DEMON...
 YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR
 OF RECEIVING HER... AFTER YOU DO MAKE A WISH...
 IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, YOUR WISH WILL BE
 GRANTED AND SHE'LL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER...
 IF NOT HER TEARS WILL FLOW AND NO WISHES WILL BE
 GRANTED...

 Now don't delete this message, because it comes from a very special
 friend.